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HOU SIU SEIK! HOU SIU SEIK!! (GOOD NEWS GOOD NEWS!)

I am here to spread LOVE! Love for our health, love for our body, love for our family and love for our friends, like you my dearest reader. =]

Hahaha crap.

I wanna let you know, that there’s this thing that can help you slim down. Interested?

I wanna let you know, that there’s this thing that can help you gain weight (provided you are underweight lah else who would want that to happen!). Interested?

I wanna let you know, that there’s this thing that can help you DETOX, and your pimples can be gone an your face can be leng leng, your rashes can go vanished, your allergy to some stuffs might reduce and you can start eating seafood or maybe chocolates!. INTERESTED OR NOT!?

I started consuming this herbalife not long ago (2 weeks) not because I wanna slim down or anything. I just wanna give face to my friend who KEEP BUGGING ME NON STOP to buy this thing. He described this product like the peach fruit from the Heaven, where the gods eat one you know.

I kena bugged until beh tahan, so GIVE FACE TRY LOR.

2 weeks, just 2 weeks only, I loss 5.5 kgs adi, DAMN CHUN arr! Now, I looked slim slim fit fit engtao engtao (sorry lah this product cannot make you eng tao like me, only your parents can.). When I jog pass my neighbourhood, those housewifes can’t stop staring at me you know! Then there’s this lao yi whistled at me sumore, HAIYOOH MADE ME SO PAISEH LAH!

So different lah after I slim down, eng tao x 1000 jor! LOL!

Curious or not what this is that helped me so much.

Hehe let me share this secret with you. It’s Herbalife. Yeah, listen the name also know it’s made of herb lah! The product is made of Chinese herbs combined with American technology.

So I sekali sekali go check on this product on the net. It claims that not only this product can help us slim down, somemore it can help us build our body. Neh you know those gym freaks always like to consume those protein that make their muscle big big can squeeze mosquito one, those are made of animal protein, can eventually affect their health. Now with herbalife, it contains UNSATURATED and NON-ANIMAL protein (beans) that will not affect our health.

CHIO OR NOT!

Now hor, I am willing to share this product to you lar. My friend is selling, not me. But if you are interested to know more about herbalife, to make purchase or anything, you can email me at cychew_2000[at]yahoo[dot]co[dot]uk or scorpionade[at]gmail[dot]com.

Those examples I mentioned above, is just a minor portion of the magic that herbalife can do. If you want to know more, can also email me lah, or can visit the official site at herbalife[dot]com.

Psst, this herbalife thing hor, can be used to treat constipation as well you know. Damn effective ah!