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My son says I looked handsome! and he says you looked ODD!

For your info, this is a conversation between me and my son, YingGum. Shall further explain about his complicated name and the latter part of this post.

————— Conversation starts. —————

YingGum : Papa! Papa!

Me : Yes?

YingGum : How come you look so handsome one? I see my friend’s papa all looked old and ODD! (Yes, everyone except me looked odd.)

Me : Umm, cause I was born to be handsome maybe? Darling you cannot compare your papa with your friends papa, it’s not fair to them.

YingGum : Ohh? Why is that so?

Me : You see. Your grandma and grandpa looked so pretty and handsome, and that’s why they got your daddy a handsome and charming face. *blink blink*

YingGum : No wonder! This means that my friends parents looked so odd is because of their parents?

Me : Yes you can say so, but don’t tell people I tell you that ok?

YingGum : Ok sure, daddy I love you!

Me : Yes I love you too. Muacks (It’s a kiss on the forehead ok..)

(YingGum went out and gave a call to his friends)

“HAHA CB! MY DAD SAY YOU GUYS LOOKED FUCKING ODD BECAUSE OF YOUR PARENTS SO DON’T BE SAD OK CAUSE BEING SAD WON’T MAKE YOU LOOK HANDSOME LIKE ME!!”

(Both papa and son continue living in denial!)

————— Conversation ends. —————

Apprently, he got his vulgarity from me his mum not me! A big sigh for her.

Still, are you even curious with his name? My surename is Chew, so does ChewYingGum makes any sense to you? *blink*

No? Read it faster?? CHEWYINGGUM !! *BLINK BLINK* Aha! Now you got it!

LOL!

Anyway, don’t take it serious ok. It’s a blardy lame tag from the lamest belle!

Only one rule,

FEMALE : yr title of post is Me as a mom then write out the possible conversation of you and your kids.

MALE : yr title of post is Me as a Dad then write out the possible conversation of you and your kids.

Since it’s midterm break now, and everyone’s so free, I would like to tag

Jian!

Net!

Ser!

yLing!

and Audrey!

Have a nice midterm break ok!

Disclosure : I don’t have any son, and if there is, he won’t be named ChewYingGum. AND I AM STILL SINGLE AND AVAILABLE WEI!

8 Comments on “My son says I looked handsome! and he says you looked ODD!”

  1. #1 kljs
    on Mar 18th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Ok, you got me confused there for a while.

  2. #2 belle
    on Mar 18th, 2008 at 11:10 am

    lollol!!! this is damn funny lor! i kinda know got something wrong with the yinggum.
    niamah in front of u fucking innocent.
    went to his friends gblnciao all come out LOL!

  3. #3 wuching
    on Mar 18th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    I’m more handsome!

  4. #4 3POINT8
    on Mar 18th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    YingGum…the name damn yeng!
    Too bad the surname had to be Chew…

  5. #5 vhanded
    on Mar 18th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    First sounds so harmony, then suddenly FUCKING CB ODD!!!…. Funny!

  6. #6 pookyma
    on Mar 18th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

    Fuck ady lar!!Why you do this tag lar?Now that Belle luan me to do it with the excuse….even YUNG does it!!!

  7. #7 pookyma
    on Mar 18th, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    Eh Ah Belle..i also look innocent in front news friend la!!haaha

  8. #8 yung .
    on Mar 19th, 2008 at 10:38 am
    kljs - Lolz! I managed to tricked you didn’t I!

    belle - Have to create the “innocent” atmosphere between papa n son mar..

    wuching - No lor, I more leng chai, you number 2 handsome.

    3POINT8 - YingGum with a surname Chew only makes sense le..

    vhanded - HAhaha! Glad that you like it!

    pookyma - I did this tag cause I don’t want to do the lame music tag lor!

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