For your info, this is a conversation between me and my son, YingGum. Shall further explain about his complicated name and the latter part of this post.
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YingGum : Papa! Papa!
Me : Yes?
YingGum : How come you look so handsome one? I see my friend’s papa all looked old and ODD! (Yes, everyone except me looked odd.)
Me : Umm, cause I was born to be handsome maybe? Darling you cannot compare your papa with your friends papa, it’s not fair to them.
YingGum : Ohh? Why is that so?
Me : You see. Your grandma and grandpa looked so pretty and handsome, and that’s why they got your daddy a handsome and charming face. *blink blink*
YingGum : No wonder! This means that my friends parents looked so odd is because of their parents?
Me : Yes you can say so, but don’t tell people I tell you that ok?
YingGum : Ok sure, daddy I love you!
Me : Yes I love you too. Muacks (It’s a kiss on the forehead ok..)
(YingGum went out and gave a call to his friends)
“HAHA CB! MY DAD SAY YOU GUYS LOOKED FUCKING ODD BECAUSE OF YOUR PARENTS SO DON’T BE SAD OK CAUSE BEING SAD WON’T MAKE YOU LOOK HANDSOME LIKE ME!!”
(Both papa and son continue living in denial!)
me his mum not me! A big sigh for her.
Still, are you even curious with his name? My surename is Chew, so does ChewYingGum makes any sense to you? *blink*
No? Read it faster?? CHEWYINGGUM !! *BLINK BLINK* Aha! Now you got it!
LOL!
Anyway, don’t take it serious ok. It’s a blardy lame tag from the lamest belle!
Only one rule,
FEMALE : yr title of post is Me as a mom then write out the possible conversation of you and your kids.
MALE : yr title of post is Me as a Dad then write out the possible conversation of you and your kids.
Since it’s midterm break now, and everyone’s so free, I would like to tag
Jian!
Net!
Ser!
and Audrey!
Have a nice midterm break ok!
Disclosure : I don’t have any son, and if there is, he won’t be named ChewYingGum. AND I AM STILL SINGLE AND AVAILABLE WEI!
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Wah siao Jian told me I am on some kind of magazine.
At first I thought of just ignoring this thinking that it’s surely a tag, but the curiosity in me made me clicked on the link, AND I FOUND OUT THAT I AM REALLY ON A MAGAZINE COVER!
I am SEXY! Are you turned on?
HOLY CRAP, I am on SEXY magazine!!
Notice the “YES YOU LOOKED THAT GOOD” in white wordings on the cover? Haha I am proud to tell you that I felt so proud of myself to get such comments from the Magazine Producer. *shy*
Damn I knew I looked sexy long long time ago, only didn’t imagined that I managed to be sexy enough to be printed on a magazine cover.
Now I want to see YuinYin, and Belle on Magazine cover. Will you two lengluis do me a favor?
*If you not yet been on a magazine cover before and wished to, just click this link and you may request for it. They might helped you out. :)
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There is so many tag-debts to pay, but being as cocky as usual, I will only do the meme that I am interested at. Blek.
Anyway, the lucky ass that get his debt paid is Jian!
#Here’s the rules. All you gotta do is post the most stupid picture of yourself doing the most stupid / lame / weird / embarassing act that someone asked you to pose for a picture. Secondly, Just tag 5 people to do it, Then you’re done. OK?!
Real simple for me. There’s abundant of such pictures in my photo-yard, but let me show you a more recent one.
Tadaaaa!
Paiseh la, I need to edit the picture a bit.
This is what happened when your friend goes into the toilet and ask you to hold her bag, and at the same time another physco friend ask you to pose with the bag, sissy-ly.
After being expose in the working environment, my face skin not so thick already. Got feel a bit shy shy when uploading this picture up. *blush*
I don’t really know whom to tag as I really went out of the tag world for quite some time.
Hope you enjoy laughing at me. ^_^
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Got another new tag, so before I let the tags stacking up, let me clear off one first!
It’s a tag from Kimfei titled “Two Things Meme”.
1. Two names I go by : Yung @ Chew
2. Two things I am wearing right now : Free T from Nestea @ boxer
3. Two things I want (or have) in a relationship : Love @ More love
4. Two things I like to do : Eat @ Travel
5. Two things I want very badly in these moment : Money @ PageRank -.-
6. Two things I did last night : Attended a wedding dinner @ Set my alarm for this morning
7. Two things I ate today : Nasi Goreng Kampung @ Grandma’s chicken rice
8. Two persons I last spoke to : Mum @ Dad
9. Two things I am doing tomorrow : Makan Ribs @ Shopping due to MEGASales
10. Two favorite days of the week : Thursday @ Saturday
11. Two favorite holidays : Christmas @ CNY
12. Two favorite beverages : Honey @ Honeydew
13. Two things about me that you may not have known : I dislike condom @ I loves money
14. Two jobs that I have had in my life : Operator in Kingston @ Operator in Motorola
15. Two movies I would watch over and over : The Simpsons @ Catch me if you can
16. Two places I have lived : Penang @ Melaka
17. Two of my favorite food : Really too many to be mentioned.
18. Two places I would rather be right now : New Zealand @ Bangkok
Rather lame tag leh, didn’t believe I did this! And since this is so lame, let’s make it even lamer.
Second tag!
Christmas Meme : What are the 5 gifts you would buy for yourself this Christmas,if you had unlimited income?
1. Sony MP3
2. Watch
3. Perfume
4. Laptop
5. Car!!!
Ok. End of my lame post. Sorry for laming you…
Tagging the first 5 commentors. Wuahahha!!
1. kljs (He has done his tag!! Super fast speed)
2. _____
3. _____
4. _____
5. _____
Laming away ~~.~~.~~.~~
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I’ve pre-planned post stacking up, but this tag by kimfei caught my attention.
He actually gave me a tag on 2 memes, but I’ll only do the one that I am interested in wokie. ^^
Simple instructions :
Use the first letter of your name to answer each question. Must be places, names … nothing made up. You can’t use your own name for the boy/girl’s name question. If you get stuck, skip to the next one.
Sounds simple right, come let’s try. A “Y” will be used for my name “yung .“.
@~Famous Singer: Yellowcard. (Count ar? Duh first question already so hard!)
@~Four Letter Word: Yawn. (Eh I am yawning at the same time, you say ngam or not!)
@~Street: York Street.
@~Colour: Yellow loh!
@~Gifts/Present: Yoga mat. (Good for you :))
@~Vehicle: Yukon. (surely you never heard of this car)
@~Things in Souvenir Shop: Yoyo.
@~Boy Name: YangYang. (seriously I got a friend named YangYang!!)
@~Girl Name: YuinYin! (Free link man!)
@~Movie title: Yesterday Once More. (龙凤斗)
@~Drink: Yang Kuat, Tongkat Ali. (Wahahaha call me GENIUS)
@~Occupation: Yeoman.
@~Celebrity: Yen Chi Dan. (甄子丹)
@~Magazine: Youth-Club.
@~U.S. City: Yugoslavia. (Is it even in US?? LOL!!!!!!)
@~Pro Sports: Yachting.
@~Fruit: Yam.
@~Reason for Being Late to work: Yesterday didn’t sleep well lor.
@~Something you throw away: Yucky stuffs.
@~Something you shout: Yadaa.. Yadaa…
What the fuck! I took 30 minutes to finish this tag leh. Kanineh I thought it’s easy, now after doing this my head gonna explode lah. Tiu, I must not suffer alone right!? I need to let you guys feel what I feel lah.
Let’s welcome Kennyljs, Chun Keat, Rawpotato, and Erlynda to take part in this interesting meme. You are interested I know.. Hehe!
Of course, be sure to spread our memes around also.!
T forTak Feng & Li Li
M for Maruica
J for Jean Chia
L for LemonJude
P for Pang Kim Fei
Y for Yung .
Let’s PLAY!!
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Being a blogger for more then 2 years, I think I deserve some awards lah. That’s why when Kimfei awarded me with this double award, I felt so glad! It’s been ages since I receive awards you know.
These are the 2 awards that I’ve received.
The Break Out Blogger Award,
and Blogging That Hits The Mark.
Damn cool right!?
There’s no point if I just keep this award here lah. So I’ll be rewarding this 2 awards to the first 5 person who comments on this post. Grab your award now!!
Don’t thank me, CONGRATULATE ME!!! Muahahaha!
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Guess what, I am writing this tag in my office! Haha!
This is the privileges of being a trainee, no less responsibility, no less stress, nothing less things to do.
Anyway, it’s a “5 things” meme by my friendly blog-a-hood - Jian, a meme that is very simple. So I finished this in my office during my working hours. Wuahahaah!
5 things found in my room : (woo there’s more then 5 items in my room now)
$~ My newly bought limited edition Tommy 10!
$~ The new modem for my lovely Streamyx.
$~ The box-wardrobe for all my clothes.
$~ CHARGERS! For camera, for handphone, for my laptop, I can’t survive without them.
$~ My FYP journals. Sadly haven’t touched them since I moved in.
5 things I’ve always wanted to do :
$~ Run naked, swim naked, strip poker! (I dare you to do so)
$~ Bungy jumping!
$~ Fly.
$~ Don’t need sleeping to replenish my energy.
$~ Meet my fellow friends in Melaka. (I missed you all)
5 things found in my bag :
$~ My water tumbler.
$~ A 128mb mp3 player bought 4 years go.
$~ Pen.
$~ Tissues of course.
$~ Condom Camera.
5 things found in my wallet :
$~ Private.
$~ Confidential.
$~ Secret.
$~ Cannot tell you.
$~ Ok lah. Cash.
5 things I am currently into :
$~ Explore Ipoh for this coming 3 months.
$~ Complete my training, FYP and graduate!!
$~ Seeking for love.
$~ Earn more, more, more and more money!
$~ Learn how to blog.
Shoosh! 5.05pm. Ngam ngam 10mins before I finish work. Before I end this, I am suppose to tag 5 people, but I am just too lazy to do so lah. So I am gonna tag nobody this time.
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5.15pm, finish work lo. Happy or not? Happy lah!
Ciaoz
*I read back, and found this tag kinda boring, but I am too lazy to post a new one. So just make do with it k*
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Many of my friends enjoyed their secondary school life but not me, I didn’t like my secondary school life. It was plain boring, boring and boring. However I enjoyed my primary school life, it was full of fun!
Being a kaypochee, I love to volunteer to help teachers to bring our homework to their table, so I could jalan jalan around instead of staying in the classroom.
Being a lazyass, I never study, I learn only from teacher’s teaching in the class. I seldom do homework, but I do copy them the first thing I reach school in the morning. Anyway my results are good, I proudly accidentally scored 6 As’ for my UPSR. Life back there doesn’t even needs me to study at all!
Being a cute fat and fair boy, teachers love me. Some teachers can still recognise me now even we haven’t met for more than 8 years. Imagine how much I have changed growing from a kid to a man, but still they can call out my full name when they sees me!
Being a crazy curry eater, 2 bowls of curry chicken rice with extra curry for my breakfast, and topped with another fried chicken wing, which makes me so fat now. LOL!
Being hyperactive, I took part in many competitions including story telling for Bahasa Melayu, singing competition, Chinese speech competition, State Choir competitions, and many others. Sadly, I didn’t win any of those competition but presenting on stage was fun.
It’s Saturday night, and you guys must be thinking how boring I am to recall back my childhood but actually, I was tagged by Yuinyin on “The Age That I Wish To Go Back To” ! Gah.
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Instructions:
Title: The Age That I Wish To Go Back To
Requirement: Write about the one age that you wish to go back to and why?
Tag Mode: 5 blogger
1st - You leave their blog and post link and add to the list below.
2nd - Let the blogger you want to tag know they been tagged by comment in their blog or etc.
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Time to spread this tag. Now I would like these fellow friends to complete this tag.
- BengBeng
- KevinChoe
- Rawpotato
- Kimfei
- Jess
Muahahah!
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Tagged by a new friend, cbenc12 from Life’s Roller Coaster~. It’s about blogging tips. Thanks cbenc12 for tagging me, if not I wouldn’t have read all this tips! Alikatok!!
Copy the list below and star five of your favourite ones, add your own tip and pass it on.
1. Look, read, and learn.
2. Be, EXCELLENT to each other.
3. Don’t let money change ya!
*4. Always reply to your comments.
5. Blog about what you know & love.
6. Don’t use filthy language-buy a dictionary.
7. Blog about something educational.
8. Be yourself; others will follow.
9. Don’t have too many blogs that will become a chore to maintain.
10. Keep it simple, user-friendly, interesting and organized!
11. Keep the blog simple and sweet!!!
12. Share with others your thoughts and don’t be shy!
13. Never ask for link exchange. Blog hop to increase traffic.
*14. Don’t clutter your blog with ads all over the place. IT’S IRRITATING.
15. Don’t comment for the sake of commenting. Some looked too fake and its a big turn off!
16. Share something interesting and you will gain more readers.
17. Show that we care to all bloggers, treat each other as friends.
18. Pictures say a million words. Keep them coming!
19. Blogging should be fun or you’ll get tired of it pretty soon.
*20. Don’t think people will come to your blog if you’re not willing to pay a visit to them.
21. Everyone loves read short posting and best, illustrated with a picture.
22. Try not to publish more than 5 posts in one blog a day. Even if it’s from feed reader, it’s quite hard to digest and catch up reading everything.
23. Blog: the other window to peek into people’s life, minus the trouble. Keep a certain level of privacy to yourself.
*24. Never tell your readers that you are going on vacation. That’s basically telling them to not visit your blog for a week. Instead, write several posts, and take advantage of the timestamp feature.
25. Try and write with people in mind that are “somewhat similar to you”. Allow your audience to identify with your blog and feel “at home”.
*26. The key to a good article is a good introduction. A joke, a question or a picture does wonders.
27. If you are looking to earn an income blogging read StevePavlina.com and Problogger.net, you will be amazed at what you can learn.
28. Write for yourself first. Remember that it takes time, effort, patience…and above all, daring. [The Laidback Buddhist]
29. Enjoy what you write, so that reader can enjoy reading it too – Life’s Roller Coaster~
30. Try to use low resolution pic, low resolution template, low resolution everything, as you know the service of our lovely Screamyx! - 2.0 Silent Whisper
Let’s hear some blogging tips from
- Wayne Liew
- Nicholas Chan
- MonkeyWong
- Nesh
- Erlynda
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